September 4th, 2007
Don’t let those big brown eyes and butterfly ears fool you. Inside this fuzzy little dog lies my secret weapon against deer. Inside this little 12-pound Papillon lurks the soul of a BEAST.
The deer stray into the BEAST’S territory on the south side of the house.
The deer are at first frozen by fear and trembling. But then, the bullet BEAST wakes their survival instincts. Sensing imminent death, the deer finally flee.
The BEAST brooks no foolishness from those hooved creatures and chases them off–all before breakfast.
The deer, being rather foolish deer, return to the north side of the house. One of the smaller stupid deer continues his feast on my antique roses. Oh, my. Not the antique roses! The BEAST knows I love my antique roses.
The BEAST is ready and waiting. Venison for lunch would be just fine.
She rushes to action, showing the offending deer and her friend the way…away.
Stupid deer.
Guess that’ll teach YOU who’s in charge of this joint.
Just checking to make sure they’re good and gone now.
Sophie, the BEAST’S little Papillon friend always takes a celebration pee. (You know how excitement affects a girl.) (Note the near dead lawn from the drought.)
Sophie also indulges in a little doga to stretch out the limbs.
To be fair, Sophie does her share of chasing deer. But today was her day off…
Posted In: Dogs and Cats, Gardening
August 31st, 2007
It’s a Japanese knotweed and is one of the most invasive weeds here in the Southern Maryland area.
The experts think it was originally introduced in the 1800s as an ornamental and as erosion control. It has been declared a noxious weed in many states. (Look here to see if your state is one of them.)
Japanese Knotweed
As you can see, we have an extremely healthy crop growing next to the driveway. It’s only alive because 1) It’s providing some erosion control; 2) It’s about a quarter mile from our house and 3) It’s nearly impossible to eliminate anyway.
Sure, sure. It looks rather pretty right now with all its little white flowers. But it spreads like mad. It grows to over 10 feet tall and has to be hacked back with a machete so that we can continue to use the driveway.
Japanese Knotweed Flowers
I climbed in a couple of months ago to try and get it under control. The stalks are rather bamboo like—strong and hollow. Because it’s so tall and leans over, you have to practically climb inside the stuff to cut it down. I suppose you could make an effective fort in the stuff if you were an enterprising kid with the need for a fort.
Another noxious weed here in Southern Maryland is the pokeweed. I hate this weed too. The pokeweed grows with red stems and produces dark berries in late summer.
Pokeweed
Although both the leaves and berries are poisonous to mammals, the berries are eaten by birds, which are unaffected by the toxins. As another example that Southerners will eat almost anything (pig feet, chitterlings, okra) pokeweed salad was a common dish in the South, made by repeatedly boiling the leaves to reduce the toxins.
I believe that the only weed that I hate more than these two is poison ivy.
Okay, that’s three “I hates” in a single garden blog entry.
Do these weeds grow near you? Or, God forbid, do you have these weeds? What are you doing about it? I could use some advice. (I don’t think dousing with gasoline and lighting them on fire is a good choice.)
By the way, thanks for your notes and emails to Sophie on her guest blog entry. She survived my travels only because we hire a nanny to keep the little dogs company during the day. (Okay, the dog nanny helps out in other ways too, but mostly she thinks she’s here for the little dogs.)
–Robin (Bumblebee)
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Posted In: Gardening
Tags: japanese knotweed, pokeweed, weeds